Goofballs, bullies, and the rest of us Posted in: Columns Ever wonder why goofballs walk this earth? You know them, not a serious thought in their head for more than 58 seconds at a time. They believe that life is a playground, and they need to enjoy each and every ride that exists. And taking on a serious role,PLEASE LOG IN FOR PREMIUM CONTENT. Our website requires visitors to log in to view the best local news. Not yet a subscriber? Subscribe today!