PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES Posted in: Columns Colonel Worthington Worm called his tactical team together in a planning meeting one balmy evening in Oklahoma. “Attention, majors. We are officially at war. Our mission before us here in Oklahoma is to destroy and annihilate every lawn that we can. Each of you will be dispersed across the state with ...PLEASE LOG IN FOR PREMIUM CONTENT. Our website requires visitors to log in to view the best local news. Not yet a subscriber? Subscribe today!